This post is for those who are quick tempered.
When someone sends you an irritating email/sms/e-card and write you a load of rubbish (i.e. Things you don’t wish you hear.), sit down, take a deep breath and think.
Spend 30 seconds screaming at your pillow and spend another 30 seconds calling them names. ( i.e. Childish, I know.)
Next, send an email/sms/e-card back, Thank them for keeping you in their thoughts, and leave them the most humble message you can conjure.
This would irritate your enemies, I am sure.
It works. And its successful remedy for the Quick tempered.